The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply a bundle of nerves: 8,000 nerve fibers, to be precise. That’s a higher concentration of nerve fibers than is found anywhere else in the male or female body, including the fingertips, lips, and tongue, and it is twice, twice, twice the number in the penis. Who needs a handgun when you’ve got a semi-automatic?
Pelvic floor muscles support your uterus, bladder, small intestine, and rectum. They contribute to spine stability. They help you not pee when your best friend makes you howl with laughter. They keep the back door shut so you don’t have to know what fecal incontinence is. And strengthening them may help women who have difficulty reaching orgasm.
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
when no one in class is ready for the test
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.